Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She bit a glass in half.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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