I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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