he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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