just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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