What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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