You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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