While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
