I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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