Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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