You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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