Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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