he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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