her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
