I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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