it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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