summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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