so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
