it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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