Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sorry about my life...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
