My first STD was from a foam party
Welp...herpes.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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