Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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