He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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