she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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