i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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