let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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