i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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