i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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