we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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