So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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