i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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