Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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