one two three fourrrrnication!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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