but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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