I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
