Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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