Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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