OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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