All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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