The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
True strength comes from lack of pants
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
