Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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