Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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