I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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