Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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