I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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