I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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