Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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