Sry I called you an 8
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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