I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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