Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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