Fuck appropriateness.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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