im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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