Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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