He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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