I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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