we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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