i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
