sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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