seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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