But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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