I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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